Tag: Sexual

Breast-aurants

You know what I am speaking of…places like Hooters.   In case you have not been it is a eatery with 20 something women in shorts and tank tops that are about 2 sizes too small and in some cases lots of cleavage.

I recently saws a piece about these types of eateries and they are being called “recession proof”.  They contend that with times getting tough…people will flock to these places as a form of escape from the outside world…at least for an hour or so.

The waitresses interviewed talk about their contribution to helping the community…..thinking….I guess showing half your tits, showing lots of leg and shaking you butt,  is in some small way a contribution.

But then the best part of the piece was when they interviewed the patrons.  They talked about the friendliness of the waitresses and the quality of the food….Wait!  The food?  These flipping perverts would eat crap on a plate if it came with a good dose of fake flirting and fine set of tits shoved in their faces.

So why not be honest?  You go there to see young tight bods, pushed up tits and lickable butts.  Bless their hearts…..but hopefully the women have something else in the fire besides the sexuality they try to ooze.  Hopefully they know that eventually gravity will take its toll…..youth is fleeting.

Let us all be truthful……admit it….you are a pervert and what better place to exercise your lustful fantasies than a Breast-aurant?  NO ONE subscribes to Playboy for the “articles”.  NO ONE “reads” Hustler.  And absolutely NO ONE goes to Hooters for the Nachos……

With 8 You Get Porn

I had only thought that Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and such ilk had irritated me…I was sadly mistaken….this broad and her continuing story is more putrid than the Ana Nicole drama.

This is a re post from my primary site of Info ink.

The total absurdity of this story just keeps getting deeper and deeper.

When I first heard this story I thought of the words of my 6 year grand daughter, “Eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww”!

Porn company Vivid Entertainment is offering “financially strapped” Nadya Suleman—who just gave birth to octuplets and is now the mother of 14—“a $1 million payout as well as health and dental care for all of her kids in exchange for a starring role in a porno.”

Look, said Gina Serpe in E! Online, “Octomom needs money,” and “the world needs porn.” Sure, the offer is “clearly not in the best of taste,” but it “couldn’t have come at a better time”: Apparently, the hospital won’t release Suleman’s octuplets “until she has proven she can provide them with adequate care and living arrangements,” and she’s at risk of being evicted from her home for falling behind on her mortgage payments.

Nadya Suleman certainly is “pregnant with possibility,” said Michael Musto in The Village Voice. But she hasn’t even responded to Vivid’s offer yet, and there’s a good chance she won’t do it: Let’s not forget that Suleman “popped out eight implanted embryos”—having sex doesn’t seem to be high up on her list of priorities.

About the only thing I can think of is Tom Waits song, “Whistling Past The Graveyard”.